OK, how can you get over a broken heart?
First of all you actually have to want to get over this break up.
If you will not or do not let go of the failed relationship…
Well, you are SCREWED.
Seriously.
How can you get over a broken heart if you will not let go of the breakup?
No one can change the past.
We can only learn from it and grow stronger and wiser.
The easiest way to get over a broken heart is to let go of the breakup and move on.
There, I said it, that is the secret to fixing a broken heart.
You don’t need someone with a degree or hours of counseling to figure that out, do you?
What you need to do is to get in touch with your Inner BadAss – Mofosity.
A victim only remains a victim as long as they do not fight back.
It is Mofosity time my friend.
Time to (figuratively) kick some ass.
DO NOT go after your ex or their new boyfriend or girlfriend.
You need to kick love’s ass.
I know… easier said than done.
But it is possible otherwise the world would be filled with miserable people.
Yeah, there is still quite a few miserable mofos out there, but I highly doubt it is because of a broken heart.
It is more like a broken brain.
Do you have a broken brain, or a broken heart?
It might seem that right now you have both.
Been There – Done That.
And I survived.
Let’s face it, life goes on after someone or something breaks your heart.
A broken heart is the result of disappointment.
And life is chock full of disappointments.
But, it is also filled with moments of tremendous happiness.
Winning is easy, it is how we deal with loss that will define our character.
This breakup and heartbreak is not really a BAD thing, it is a chance to evolve.
Activate that Inner BadAss Mofo and get ready to evolve.
There is NO better way to get over a failed relationship and heal a broken heart.
How can you get over a broken heart?
Be Courageous!
Be a Warrior!
Be Optimistic!
Focus on the “carrot” not the “stick”.
You’re going to get that fucking carrot.
Focus on kicking love’s ass and then you will be that much closer to finding your soulmate.
No one wants “their ex back”.
They want to find their soulmate, the missing piece of their life that “actually fits”.
Who wants to struggle with trying to make the wrong person “fit”?
That is painful, frustrating, and futile.
This heartbreak this breakup is a gift.
It is a chance to stop wasting time, and move forward to find what you really deserve.
Don’t you deserve to be happy?
OK, then stay optimistic and get back on track, your soulmate is looking for you.
I have something that will definitely help you to stay optimistic.
A plan and a path forward.
But you have to have the courage to put one foot in front of the other and walk that path.
Will it be easy?
No.
Will it be worth it?
Hell Yeah!
I am not talking out of my ass, either.
I have walked, and I am still walking that path.
That is where I ran into my buddy Mofosity (the Big M) and became the Head Mofo.
You can become a BadAss Mofo too and start spreading the philosophy of Mofosity.
But first, you have to survive this breakup.
You can and will do that if you let me help you.
I hope you do because the world needs more BadAss Mofos helping other people to either kick love’s ass or life’s ass, whichever one of these guys is fucking with your happiness.
Sometimes, well actually most of the time, the biggest thing standing in your way will be you.
Yes, we are our own worst enemy at times.
Once again, I know this from personal experience.
We put our head up our own ass and give up.
Now for a really important question?
Are you ready to kick your own ass?
Kick Your Own Ass Into Gear!
I know you can do it…
How?
Because I did it, and if I can do it, you can do it.
So Get Ready.
It’s time to STOP being a victim.
And become…
A BadAss!
A BadAss Mofo…
Like yours truly.
OK, now for a little inspiration.
A little further down this page I want you to check out one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies: “The Edge“.
And always remember “What one man can do, another can do.”
A perfect example of this philosophy is the fact that people have been born without any arms or legs, and went on to live full lives.
Like this one man: Nick Vujicic check it out..
These courageous people even lived better lives than most fully functional humans.
How can you get over a broken heart?
You kill the motherfucking bear.
This is a perfect example of Mofosity, manifesting the Inner BadAss we all have inside.
That guy is one BadAss Mofo and if you ever watched that movie you will realize he didn’t start out that way.
He morphed into that BadAss because he wanted to survive.
Do you want to survive this broken heart?
Do you want to get your ex back, or find your soulmate?
Then it’s time to kill that motherfucking bear.
I can help you.
I will show you…
How to get over a broken heart.
I will be helping you to help yourself.
I will be Anthony Hopkins (the BadAss in the movie clip), and I will help you kill the bear.
Bet you thought I was going to say “motherfucking” bear…
Oops, I did it again. (Just Like Brittany Spears)
How much will it cost?
NOTHING.
NADA.
ZIP.
Just your trust, time, and willingness to move forward.
I am not a trained medical professional.
I am a BadAss Mofo Survivor.
And I can help you survive too, if you are willing to follow the system in my forum.
How can you get over a broken heart and become a BadAss Mofo Survivor?
Join The KickAss Forum and follow the no contact system I have created.
This is NOT just any forum, it is The KickAss Forum.
Are you sensing a theme here?
I was going to name it:
The Killing the Motherfucking Bear Forum.
That was a little too long, and…
I didn’t want the “Animal Activists” crawling up my ass.
Seriously, all you have to do is read the forum rules.
If you agree to follow them, then you should register and get started right away.
MAKE SURE you fully understand that you MUST send the recommended NC message.
That is the tip of the spear that will help you kill the motherfucking bear and survive this breakup.
The sooner you send that message.
The faster you will get your happiness and life back again.
How can you get over a broken heart?
You Kick Love’s Ass!
And you do not have to do it alone.
If you have any comments or questions about this article or just want to say “Hi”, drop me a line on the contact page.
I will answer every question and consider every suggestion, I promise.
Until then…
Just Remember: “What one man can do, another can do.”
How can you get over a broken heart?
You join The KickAss Forum and follow the plan.
See you on the inside (of the forum) when you are ready.
Scott – The Head Mofo