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		<title>How to Get Your Ex Back Fast</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2025 14:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[If you want to learn how to get your ex back fast I can teach you for free. I know you are afraid that if you don’t act quickly, you will lose them forever. I understand and I will help you. The first and MOST IMPORTANT thing to remember is… DO NOT PANIC. There are ... <a title="How to Get Your Ex Back Fast" class="read-more" href="https://mofosity.com/ex-back/how-to-get-your-ex-back-fast/" aria-label="Read more about How to Get Your Ex Back Fast">Read more</a><p>Read more at <a href="https://mofosity.com/ex-back/how-to-get-your-ex-back-fast/">Mofosity</a></p>]]></description>
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<p>If you want to learn how to get your ex back fast I can teach you for free. I know you are afraid that if you don’t act quickly, you will lose them forever.</p>



<p>I understand and I will help you.</p>



<p>The first and MOST IMPORTANT thing to remember is…</p>



<p>DO NOT PANIC.</p>



<p>There are many solutions to choose from.</p>



<p>Which one will you pick?</p>



<p>1. Beg<br>2. Seduce them<br>3. Make them jealous<br>4. Make them feel guilty<br>5. Use the no contact rule</p>



<p>Each of these solutions can help you get your ex back.</p>



<p>But there is no guarantee that you will stay together.</p>



<p>There are no guarantees in life except death.</p>



<p>I know, I left out taxes.</p>



<p>Fuck taxes.</p>



<p>You can cheat on your taxes, but you cannot cheat death&#8230; </p>



<p>Actually, they will both catch up with you eventually.</p>



<p>Back to getting your ex back…</p>



<p>But if you are really desperate to get your ex back at “any cost” I am sure I can help you find a way.</p>



<p>But will it really be worth it?</p>



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<p>This is a question only you can answer, and after you answer it, ask yourself why?</p>



<p>I believe there are worse things than being dumped, or breaking up with a girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife.</p>



<p>What is that?</p>



<p>Being in a relationship with the wrong partner.</p>



<p>There is an even worse situation…</p>



<p>Having a child with the wrong partner.</p>



<p>I know this for a fact; I am living it.</p>



<p>My child is raised and on his own but the 20 plus years of my life spent cleaning up that mess I will never get back.</p>



<p>That’s like 25% of my fucking life because I had sex with the wrong person.</p>



<p>A pretty steep price to pay just to get our rocks off.</p>



<p>So.</p>



<p>Do you really want to rush to get your ex back, especially using tactic #2?</p>



<p>Maybe you should take this breakup as a good thing.</p>



<p>A sign from the universe and think about your next moves.</p>



<p>I truly believe that bad things happen for a good reason.</p>



<p>You just have to train yourself to look for and find that reason.</p>



<p>After a while, it will fucking blow your mind.</p>



<p>I also know this from personal experience.</p>



<p>So, of the 5 previous solutions which do I recommend?</p>



<p>Number 5: The no contact rule.</p>



<p>This option will stop you from panicking, which always makes things worse.</p>



<p>And it will keep you from trying the other 4 (really pathetic) options.</p>



<p>The bottomline is, if you want to get your ex back, you have to get your life back, first.</p>



<p>This is all I am going to write about this subject for now.</p>



<p>Writing about, talking about a problem doesn’t help as much as DOING something about a problem.</p>



<p>In my experience anyways.</p>



<p>If you are READY to act, take a look at my article titled: <a href="https://mofosity.com/breakup/how-can-you-get-over-a-broken-heart/" data-type="post" data-id="135">how can you get over a broken heart</a> and follow the instructions at the end.</p>



<p>Don’t worry, it costs nothing.</p>



<p>I am not in this for the money.</p>



<p>If you want to learn more about me.</p>



<p>Take a look at the <a href="https://mofosity.com/about/" data-type="page" data-id="22">about</a> section of my blog.</p>



<p>If you have any comments or questions about this article or just want to say “Hi”, drop me a line on <a href="https://mofosity.com/contact/" data-type="page" data-id="28">the contact page</a>.</p>



<p>I will answer every question and consider every suggestion, I promise.</p>



<p>I want to teach you <a href="https://www.thekickassforum.com/app.php/rules" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">how to kick love’s ass</a>, and that will help you to kick life’s ass.</p>



<p>Are you ready to Kick Ass?</p>



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		<title>How Can You Get Over a Broken Heart</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2025 12:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[OK, how can you get over a broken heart? First of all you actually have to want to get over this break up. If you will not or do not let go of the failed relationship&#8230; Well, you are SCREWED. Seriously. How can you get over a broken heart if you will not let go ... <a title="How Can You Get Over a Broken Heart" class="read-more" href="https://mofosity.com/breakup/how-can-you-get-over-a-broken-heart/" aria-label="Read more about How Can You Get Over a Broken Heart">Read more</a><p>Read more at <a href="https://mofosity.com/breakup/how-can-you-get-over-a-broken-heart/">Mofosity</a></p>]]></description>
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<p>OK, how can you get over a broken heart? </p>



<p>First of all you actually have to want to get over this break up.</p>



<p>If you will not or do not let go of the failed relationship&#8230;</p>



<p>Well, you are SCREWED.</p>



<p>Seriously.</p>



<p>How can you get over a broken heart if you will not let go of the breakup?</p>



<p>No one can change the past.</p>



<p>We can only learn from it and grow stronger and wiser.</p>



<p>The easiest way to get over a broken heart is to let go of the breakup and move on.</p>



<p>There, I said it, that is the secret to fixing a broken heart.</p>



<p>You don&#8217;t need someone with a degree or hours of counseling to figure that out, do you?</p>



<p>What you need to do is to get in touch with <a href="https://mofosity.com/about/" data-type="page" data-id="22" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">your Inner BadAss &#8211; Mofosity</a>.</p>



<p>A victim only remains a victim as long as they do not fight back.</p>



<p>It is Mofosity time my friend.</p>



<p>Time to (figuratively) kick some ass. </p>



<p>DO NOT go after your ex or their new boyfriend or girlfriend.</p>



<p>You need to kick love&#8217;s ass.</p>



<p>I know&#8230; easier said than done.</p>



<p>But it is possible otherwise the world would be filled with miserable people.</p>



<p>Yeah, there is still quite a few miserable mofos out there, but I highly doubt it is because of a broken heart. </p>



<p>It is more like a broken brain.</p>



<p>Do you have a broken brain, or a broken heart?</p>



<p>It might seem that right now you have both.</p>



<p>Been There &#8211; Done That.</p>



<p>And I survived.</p>



<p>Let&#8217;s face it, life goes on after someone or something breaks your heart. </p>



<p>A broken heart is the result of disappointment.</p>



<p>And life is chock full of disappointments.</p>



<p>But, it is also filled with moments of tremendous happiness.</p>



<p>Winning is easy, it is how we deal with loss that will define our character.</p>



<p>This breakup and heartbreak is not really a BAD thing, it is a chance to evolve.</p>



<p>Activate that Inner BadAss Mofo and get ready to evolve.</p>



<p>There is NO better way to get over a failed relationship and heal a broken heart.</p>



<p>How can you get over a broken heart?</p>



<p>Be Courageous!</p>



<p>Be a Warrior!</p>



<p>Be Optimistic!</p>



<p>Focus on the &#8220;carrot&#8221; not the &#8220;stick&#8221;.</p>



<p>You&#8217;re going to get that fucking carrot.</p>



<p>Focus on kicking love&#8217;s ass and then you will be that much closer to finding your soulmate.</p>



<p>No one wants &#8220;their ex back&#8221;.</p>



<p>They want to find their soulmate, the missing piece of their life that &#8220;actually fits&#8221;.</p>



<p>&#8220;But, what if my ex is my soulmate?&#8221;</p>



<p>Well, let&#8217;s find out.</p>



<p>This breakup with either help them become the soulmate you&#8217;re searching for or, it will reveal the fact that they are not your soulmate, and it&#8217;s time to move on.</p>



<p>Who wants to struggle with trying to make the wrong person &#8220;fit&#8221;?</p>



<p>That is painful, frustrating, and futile.</p>



<p>This heartbreak this breakup is a gift.</p>



<p>It is a chance to stop wasting time, and move forward to find what you really deserve.</p>



<p>Don&#8217;t you deserve to be happy?</p>



<p>OK, then stay optimistic and get back on track, your soulmate is looking for you.</p>



<p>I have something that will definitely help you to stay optimistic.</p>



<p>A plan and a path forward.</p>



<p>But you have to have the courage to put one foot in front of the other and walk that path.</p>



<p>Will it be easy? </p>



<p>No.</p>



<p>Will it be worth it? </p>



<p>Hell Yeah!</p>



<p>I am not talking out of my ass, either. </p>



<p>I have walked, and I am still walking that path.</p>



<p>That is where I ran into my buddy Mofosity (the Big M) and became the Head Mofo.</p>



<p>You can become a BadAss Mofo too and start spreading the philosophy of Mofosity.</p>



<p>But first, you have to survive this breakup. </p>



<p>You can and will do that if you let me help you.</p>



<p>I hope you do because the world needs more BadAss Mofos helping other people to either kick love&#8217;s ass or life&#8217;s ass, whichever one of these guys is fucking with your happiness.</p>



<p>Sometimes, well actually most of the time, the biggest thing standing in your way will be you. </p>



<p>Yes, we are our own worst enemy at times.</p>



<p>Once again, I know this from personal experience.</p>



<p>We put our head up our own ass and give up.</p>



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<p>Now for a really important question?</p>



<p>Are you ready to kick your own ass?</p>



<p>Kick Your Own Ass Into Gear!</p>



<p>I know you can do it&#8230;</p>



<p>How?</p>



<p>Because I did it, and if I can do it, you can do it.</p>



<p>So Get Ready.</p>



<p>It&#8217;s time to STOP being a victim.</p>



<p>And become&#8230;</p>



<p>A BadAss!</p>



<p>A BadAss Mofo&#8230;</p>



<p>Like yours truly.</p>



<p>OK, now for a little inspiration.</p>



<p>A little further down this page I want you to check out one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies: &#8220;<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119051/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Edge</a>&#8220;.</p>



<p>And always remember <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4J_QfiGRRc" data-type="link" data-id="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4J_QfiGRRc" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">&#8220;What one man can do, another can do.&#8221;</a></p>



<p>A perfect example of this philosophy is the fact that people have been born without any arms or legs, and went on to live full lives.</p>



<p>Like this one man: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Vujicic" target="_blank" data-type="link" data-id="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Vujicic" rel="noreferrer noopener">Nick Vujicic</a> check it out..</p>



<p>These courageous people even lived better lives than most fully functional humans.</p>



<h2 class="gb-text">How can you get over a broken heart? </h2>



<p>You kill the motherfucking bear. </p>



<p>This is a perfect example of <a href="https://mofosity.com/" data-type="page" data-id="22" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Mofosity</a>, manifesting the Inner BadAss we all have inside.</p>



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<p>That guy is one BadAss Mofo and if you ever watched that movie you will realize he didn&#8217;t start out that way.</p>



<p>He morphed into that BadAss because he wanted to survive.</p>



<p>Do you want to survive this broken heart? </p>



<p>Do you want to get your ex back, or find your soulmate?</p>



<p>Then it&#8217;s time to kill that motherfucking bear.</p>



<p>I can help you. </p>



<p>I will show you&#8230;</p>



<p>How to get over a broken heart.</p>



<p>I will be helping you to help yourself.</p>



<p>I will be Anthony Hopkins (the BadAss in the movie clip), and I will help you kill the bear.</p>



<p>Bet you thought I was going to say &#8220;motherfucking&#8221; bear&#8230;</p>



<p>Oops, I did it again. (Just Like <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow" data-type="link" data-id="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Brittany Spears</a>)</p>



<p>How much will it cost? </p>



<p>NOTHING.</p>



<p>NADA.</p>



<p>ZIP.</p>



<p>Just your trust, time, and willingness to move forward.</p>



<p>I am not a trained medical professional.</p>



<p>I am a <a href="https://mofosity.com/" data-type="page" data-id="22" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">BadAss </a><a href="https://mofosity.com/about/" data-type="page" data-id="22" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">M</a><a href="https://mofosity.com/" data-type="page" data-id="22" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">ofo Survivor</a>.</p>



<p>And I can help you survive too, if you are willing to follow the system in my forum.</p>



<p>How can you get over a broken heart and become a BadAss Mofo Survivor?</p>



<p>Join The KickAss Forum and follow the no contact system I have created.</p>



<p>This is NOT just any forum, it is <a href="https://www.thekickassforum.com/index.php" data-type="link" data-id="https://www.thekickassforum.com/index.php" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The KickAss Forum</a>. </p>



<p>Are you sensing a theme here?</p>



<p>I was going to name it: </p>



<p>The Killing the Motherfucking Bear Forum.</p>



<p>That was a little too long, and&#8230;</p>



<p>I didn&#8217;t want the &#8220;Animal Activists&#8221; crawling up my ass.</p>



<p>Seriously, all you have to do is read <a href="https://www.thekickassforum.com/app.php/rules" data-type="link" data-id="https://www.thekickassforum.com/app.php/rules" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">the forum rules</a>.</p>



<p>If you agree to follow them, then you should register and get started right away. </p>



<p>MAKE SURE you fully understand that you MUST send <a href="https://www.thekickassforum.com/app.php/rules">the recommended NC message</a>.</p>



<p>That is the tip of the spear that will help you kill the motherfucking bear and survive this breakup.</p>



<p>The sooner you send that message.</p>



<p>The faster you will get your happiness and life back again.</p>



<p>How can you get over a broken heart?</p>



<p>You Kick Love&#8217;s Ass!</p>



<p>And you do not have to do it alone.</p>



<p>If you have any comments or questions about this article or just want to say “Hi”, drop me a line on <a href="https://mofosity.com/contact/" data-type="page" data-id="28">the contact page</a>.</p>



<p>I will answer every question and consider every suggestion, I promise.</p>



<p>Until then&#8230;</p>



<p>Just Remember: &#8220;What one man can do, another can do.&#8221;</p>



<p>How can you get over a broken heart?</p>



<p>You join <a href="https://www.thekickassforum.com/app.php/rules" target="_blank" data-type="link" data-id="https://thekickassforum.com" rel="noreferrer noopener">The KickAss Forum</a> and follow the plan.</p>



<p>See you on the inside (of the forum) when you are ready.</p>



<p>Scott &#8211; <a href="https://mofosity.com/about" data-type="link" data-id="https://www.thekickassforum.com/about" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Head Mofo</a></p>
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